The Glasses o' Flirtiness

Vir: "You know what, Tori? I think you're missing something, and I just have an idea what it is."
Tori: "What makes you say that?"
Vir: "Just look at you Tori. You may be all intimidating and leery and you've got Pokémon that can pack a punch like your Emboar, but the least you could do is have a little bit of sex appeal, 'specially since you're a woman."
Tori: (sweatdrops) "I hardly feel that's absolutely necessary for me."
Vir: "Nonsense. Sex appeal is always necessary. Now come over here and face that mirror right there."
Tori: "Um, okay, I guess."
Vir: "Now close your eyes and let Vir do her magic—"
Tori: "Wait, what? Magic?"
Vir: "Relax, Victoria. It'll only be a minute, I promise."
Tori: "What do you mean by magic?"
Vir: "Oh, you know. Magic. You know, my way of doing things. The works. My methods. How to achieve point B. You get the idea."
Tori: "Knowing you, it's most likely going to involve incapacitating me and me waking up in an… Uncomfortable position."
Vir: "Why, whatever would give you that idea?" (winks slyly)
Tori: "That look on your face says enough."
Vir: "Well, alright, though I'll be honest. I wasn't really considering that option, but now that you mention it, seeing as you're tense and all, I may as well do just that. Help you relax, hm? Maybe even bring out more of your inner sexuality."
Tori: (rubs her temple in frustration) "…Let's just stick to me closing my eyes and me praying you don't pull off any funny stuff behind my back."
Vir: "Depends on what you mean by… Funny stuff, Tori."
Tori: (squints eyes dangerously) "Vir."
Vir: "Alright, alright. I'm not gonna pull a fast one on you and cross my heart and hope to die already. Sheesh. Now close your eyes, will ya?"
Tori: *sigh* "Alright."

Tori feels a pair of glasses being slipped over her eyes and perched on her earlobes. She opens her eyes and it takes her a moment to realize these are Vir's.

Tori: "Vir? Aren't these your glasses?"
Vir: "Those aren't just any ol' glasses, my dear Victoria. Those are what I'd like to call the Glasses o' Flirtiness."
Tori: "How in the world does this have anything to do with my sex appeal?"
Vir: "Come on, Tori! Don't you know glasses make you sexier? And if you must know some people out there have a thing for women wearing glasses. And sexy librarians in glasses. These glasses are sure to increase your sex appeal by at least 45%!"
Tori: "Where the hell are you even getting this kind of information??"
Vir: "Why, based on statistics I pulled straight out of my ass!"
Tori: (facepalms) "How… Reliable."
Vir: "Anyway, how does it feel, Tori? Are they making you feel any sexier yet?"
Tori: (squints and tries to see clearly) "Everything is… Blurry."
Vir: "Blurry? But they're no-grade glasses!"
Tori: "More like glasses you haven't cleaned in a while. When was the last time you cleaned these?"
Vir: "You see, Tori, those kinds of little details are what I'd like to call irrelevant."
Tori: "I take it that it's been a long time, hasn't it."
Vir: "Again. Details, details!"
Tori: *sigh* (removes glasses) "After all that crap you've said I think the only good these glasses are for is giving me a bad eyestrain."
Vir: "Oh come now, Tori. I'd like to say it has proven effective, really."
Tori: "How so?"
Vir: (grins playfully) "Well if you wear them again tonight then I can show you…"
Tori: (blushes and crumples her face in embarrassment) "Oh, jeez."

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…I missed drawing these two. Even more so writing about them.

Edit: I changed the initial photo because I was dissatisfied with the first one. This time I added a background, made tonal adjustments, did perspective study, and brought a ton of beauty products in the mix.